My Toy Box
I want to add to my toy/tool collection. No, I NEED to add to my toy/tool collection.
So, I am coming to you, the incredibly helpful, insightful and kinky people who read my blog. What do you suggest? What is your FAVORITE toy? What REALLY does it for you? What REALLY doesn’t work? (Always good to know the epic fails too.) I would appreciate any and all ideas, comments and suggestions.
PS: This is NOT my actual toy box. Mine is MUCH BIGGER! 🙂
AT&T 😜
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LMAO!!!! You are AMAZING Lady!!!!! FUCKING AMAXING!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
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I couldn’t resist. That will be my line with you for the rest of my life.
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GOOD! I wouldn’t want it any other way. 🙂
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Worst toy ever….vibrating butterfly with remote control. My cell phone is more powerful. Best as always the classic hitachi and clovers.
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Funny you should mention your cell phone, right Annie? 🙂
I have the hitachi (Love it!) but could I actually haven’t tried clovers.
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Clovers and then put the hitachi to them….heaven!
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Sounds Yummy! 🙂
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LMAO
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Frisbee
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LOL! WHAT?! You really are a kinky bastard, aren’t you? 🙂
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It was my favorite toy growing up.
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Well, what is your favorite toy now that you ARE grown up?
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I’m not grown up. Haven’t you read my blog?
I’ve never played with “those” toys. I’m a Vanilla trapped in this BDSM WordPress world.
HELP!
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OK, then you need to pay close attention to this post and start stocking your own toy chest. You NEVER KNOW when it will come in handy. 🙂
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Maybe I should get some of “those” toys and stop fucking my frisbee.
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OMG you’re killing me~
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OMG! I just about pissed myself! You are funny as HELL! Now for your intervention. Put DOWN the Frisbee and step away Sir. 🙂
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Uh…well…I’m stuck. Call 911 and tell them the bring the Jaws of Life. Hurry!
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LMAO!!!
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To tell the truth, it’s not a frisbee. It’s a pirate ship’s wheel that’s on my crotch. People ask me if it’s annoying. I say “Argh! Yes! It’s driving me nuts.”
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OK, that was a bad joke. Now you must go swab the deck, Matiee. 😉
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Deck?
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Ok, that was my attempt at a bad pirate joke. Sorry. I have so enjoyed your wit today. Thank you for making me smile. 😀
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That was my bad attempt at another silly remark. Deck sounds like…
I love being silly and making people smile. I’m glad I could brighten your day. It’s so fun to bounce off of your comments with my smart ass replies. You are quite fun.
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Oh, I get it Deck and D*ck. I LOVE a good Smart Ass. That is why I follow Annie B., right Annie? 🙂 Well, if you think my humor is fun, you should see what I can do with my #@*%……………
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She is hilarious, T. This dialog made my day!!!!!
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My trusty flogger and I are on a 1st name bases. Also like the blindfold for heighten awareness. (All Of Them)
But I laugh and agree with Annie, only mine is Verizon.
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Believe it or not, I actually don’t have a flogger. Definitely at the top of my wish list. And guess what, I already have Verizon so call me Baby. Oh God, PLEASE CALL ME! 🙂
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Oh dear! If you phone, wrap that sucker up tight!!! Just sayin’
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Nothing works better than a ultra thin condom. It wraps it for “Her Pleasure”. 🙂
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French tickler might be nice – if it’s set on vibe.
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Don’t have one of those either. Actually, I am SO fond of my wooden Manzanita friend that I wrote about a few months ago, I have been remiss in stocking my toy box with a lot of variety. I have told Professor he should carve and market those, because they are AMAZING and an instant bed soaking, gush producer for me every time.
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Then you have all you need, pervert!
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Oh NO, dear Lady. I ALWAYS need MORE and MORE and MORE and………
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Damn! You are a greedy little thing aren’t ya.
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!!!!
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Party on Garth!
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Baby… 🙂
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Oh, Sir! You make me tingle ALL over when you call me Baby. 🙂
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Well truth is mine is Verizon as well. I only said AT&T because they’ve fucked me before!
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The type of flogger makes a difference too. Suede, deer hide, number of falls, etc. I recommend looking here: http://www.detailstoys.com/floggers/. My favorite small vibe is this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00IPXKX4M/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1435408528&sr=1-1&pi=AC_SY200_QL40&keywords=sensuelle+point&dpPl=1&dpID=41WSgxVsFDL&ref=plSrch. It’s rechargeable (the only kind we buy) and the strongest I’ve ever felt other than the Hitachi. I also love a good set of chopsticks with rubber bands….just steal them next time you eat out. My most favorite impact you is a cane. The type makes a difference here too, but it’s all preference. If I had to choose, I’d say walnut is the one to have in the arsenal, 36″. Lastly…rope. In prefer 6mm jute. It’s amazing.
Hope this helps!
Kay💜
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Wow! Thank you for the great information. I will definitely be checking out all your suggestions. Also, thank you So much for the follow. I really appreciate it. 🙂
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Be careful of her! She’s CRAZY!
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You think I am crazy now, you ain’t seen NOTHING yet. I have been hiding my true crazy until I got to know you better. 🙂
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I was referring to my best friend Kay. But if this is mild crazy – I think I should get medicine.
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Well, I figure, if I can handle YOU, I can handle ANYTHING. Although Kay has chosen YOU as a friend. Maybe she is crazy or just vying for Sainthood? 🙂
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Sainthood! (but it ain’t EVER gonna happen) just sayin’
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Toy, not you….lol
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Fav:
A full leather lace up hood with blindfold and insertable gag. It’s a Devonshire model I purchased years ago.
Add earplugs and….perfection!
Did I tell you I like to use sensory deprivation when I “play”? It heightens the other senses.
Oh, and I don’t consider it a toy, or playing.
M
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I have done blindfolds, but I am not sure about a full hood. I have often thought it might be fun to try, but it kind of freaks me out. At the same time I wonder, “Really? With all the other shit you have done? How bad could it be?” 🙂
And, I use toy and play as an engaging way to ask for help. Trust me, I know it’s not all fun and games when I feel the stings and burns and treat the marks left behind. It is, however, AMAZING!
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