I’m Going CRAZY!
I am pretty sure I am going insane. I haven’t actually had a professional diagnosis, but I looked it up on the internet. According to the internet, either I am going crazy or I have an ingrown toenail. I think it is the CRAZY.
How do I know this? Thanks for asking. I CAN’T get enough sex. I have never felt like this before. I want to f#@k 24/7. Professor, God bless him, is doing his ABSOLUTE best to help me out, but there is only so much any man can do. We have tried EVERYTHING. He has pounded and used me until I am a sweaty, spent, unconscious puddle of goo. He brings me water. I eat a small snack. I recover for about 15 minutes and I am NEEDING to go again. I would love to have my hormone levels checked. I think I must have a HUGE boost of testosterone or something.
I totally accept that this is the ultimate first world problem. I also accept that there are people that will be pissed because they would kill for a sex drive. I am just frustrated and unproductive because I don’t want to do anything other than stay in bed ALL DAY. Poor Professor. I think I will go now and bother him AGAIN.