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SECURITY!!

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Professor and I are traveling. We are out of state, spending some time with my Bestie and her family!! After dropping our daughter off at camp, we made our way to the airport, excited to have a few days of relaxation and fun.

Being summer, the airports are almost always busy, but we were very pleased when we arrived and were able to quickly get us, and our bag, checked in. We decided to go ahead and get through security and then have a bite to eat before our flight. We were again very pleased to find the lines through security to be fairly short, so we jumped in line, rapidly made our way through the cattle maze and advanced into the security screening.

Shoes off, pockets emptied and bags going down the conveyor belt, I enter the scanner and assume the position. I am quickly and easily waved on through and focus on getting to our belongings, sitting on the end of the belt.

I look back to see Professor emerging from the scanner, but he is being pulled to the side. I hear the agent asking him if he would like to go to a private area for a full pat down. Professor and I both look confused, but he says, “No, just get it over with here. May I ask what the problem is?” The security guard firmly answers that the scanner picked up something in his right pocket and pant leg. Professor quickly pulls his pocket out of his denim shorts and shows that it is completely empty. Security still insist that they must check because there was an object detected. Professor tells him fine and the agent begins patting him down.

Using the back of his hand, he begins felling around his waist, proceeds down his hips, up the inside of his thighs and ends with a surprised, “Oh!” as he runs up the right front of Professors pants.

At this moment, I come to the realization that the scanner had picked up the bulge of Professors ENORMOUS penis down his right leg! He no longer wears underwear, so his junk often creeps down his leg. I have to admit that I almost wet myself laughing at this moment. Professor couldn’t help but smile and let out his own laugh as security waved him on.

So, my friends, we now have national security proof that I am one VERY LUCKY GIRL!!

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31 thoughts on “SECURITY!!

  1. That is so funny! And yes, lucky girl😊

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  2. darkgemdom on said:

    Lol!

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  3. To funny, a security breech, or is that britches>

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  4. Long time no see. No pun intended. 😉

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  5. Ha ha ha. 😂😂😂 is that what you were holding on to when we were climbing the road at RMNP? He was smiling a lot as I recall.

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  6. That is so funny – thank you for sharing 😊

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  7. Haha! 😁 Best airport story ever! And I spend a lot of time on airports. 🛩️

    Ash

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  8. I had a laugh at that one….is his junk made of metal LOL!! Hope you guys have a great trip;)

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  9. i so wish i could have seen this happen, not just the one time either. i’m thinking you’ll have to start keeping track of how many feels the TSA cops on Professor. 😀

    oh and YES, you are a very lucky girl but he’s a very lucky guy too. xoxo

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  10. Not being familiar with The Prof’s pendulus penile prowess, I thought you were going say he got stopped for having a Prince Albert or a butt plug.

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